I offer the fine rum to be smuggled out of Cuba and a box of Opus X cigars along with a bucket of KFC and or the blood of one chicken for the Maple Leafs to return to glory

Now, you're talking. HockeyJobu is very pleased with your offering - despite your plea on behalf of The City That Invented Misplaced Hockey Hubris. You will indeed see glory come to The Arena Filled With Suits. HockeyJobu just is not certain that it will come while He Who Will Not Tie His Tie is in control.

HockeyJobu offers luck to your hockey team - for a price. What do you seek - and what do you offer?